Been there

The essentials

Now that is a shopping list that tells a tale. Might alarm my doctor.

You'd think he'd have felt the first cut

That's good staging.

Your face is broken

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My 3 year old son told my wife "your face is falling apart." We asked for clarification and he just said "Mommy, your face is broken." We were aghast. He mumbled "broken, broken" repeatedly for the next couple of minutes. That was random and quite mean for a person his age.