Hi old people. The so-called "repeal and replace" bill that the GOP house just voted through makes it legal for insurance companies to charge you five times as much as a younger person. You knew you were doing that when you put Trump in office, right? Despite all us whiny, diaper-baby, snowflakes warning you, you knew that paying five-times as much as everyone else would be better for the country. You were just taking one for the team, right? And you knew that "team" was the 1% who will get a huge tax break funded by the money that will be "reclaimed" from your health coverage, right? The bill to do that is already written, but of course, you knew that too. Thank you, old people, for your wisdom, foresight, and supreme sense of rationality. You truly are examples to all of us in these lost and backward generations who will be here long after you go on to your great reward. When we all go bankrupt from medical bills, I am sure we will remember, from your passive teaching and active degradation, how we should've just pulled harder on them there bootstraps. Thank you old people. You are heroes, all of you.
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