I have had... seven... maybe eight break-ins into my property in recent months. The hooligans hop my fence and toss mine and the other cars in my lot.
I lost a pretty flash pair of Gucci sunglasses - a $385 pair of Gucci sunglasses to one of these petty criminals. They were freaking prescription-lensed. I hope that punk is wearing them and too damn dense to know that the headaches are coming from the inability to see properly.
The breaches have gone as far as an attempt to break into the first floor apartment. They ripped off the window screen before my neighbor's Doberman barked that bastard off the property. Packages that the lazy UPS flunkie just tossed into the front yard have been stolen. Bike seats have been stolen. Whole bikes have been stolen from as high up as from the third floor back deck. It takes some brass to "penetrate" that far onto my property.
It seems that what they do is they push the neighboring building's trash can up against my fence and hop over to land on my dumpster. That is how they break into my property and this shit stops now.
My dumpster has to stay where it is. I can't alter that aspect. I tried installing lights. They haven't been very deterred by all of my security lighting endeavors. I have the place lit up like Vegas. Next, I can try upgrading the fence. I can make it a deterrent by adding some iron spikes.
I think these, pointy little beauties could do some damage. With any luck, these jag-offs will not be deterred, will get up there, slip and become a big, bleeding decoration for all to see.
This may sound weird, but I installed these caps with Gorilla Glue. Yep, went through a lot of that stuff. The caps are on there real good, though. Gorilla Glue bonds metal to metal pretty well.
I will need to remove the excess dried glue. It is really taking away from the stylish beauty of the "fleur de li"-like shape. I will then paint the whole thing with Rust-oleum. It'll look sharp and hopefully, be dangerous to burglars.
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